If you take home lingerie it says “I think you are are gorgeous, sexy woman, and I’d like to see you in this!”

It also says that you’ve put some thought into it, and not just gone to the servo on the way home!

So, if you’re going to do the decent thing and get a gift that will last, that doesn’t say “Have some chocolate, -I don’t care if you get fat!” and that will not hurt your pocket as much as a diamond, take a look at the hints we left for Christmas presents (below) and get yourself a proper thank you for a proper Valentine’s Day gift!

OK, would you like some more detail about what to get her?

• Firstly (and without being obvious and getting yourself into trouble!) take a look at what she’s already got.
• Yes we do mean sneak a peek into her undie drawer.

• Look at the labels, see what brands she likes best. See what colours she prefers, and importantly see what size she wears.
• You’re going to need a size for briefs, S, M, L etc, and a size for the bra (assuming that you’re buying a set)
• You’ll need two sizes. The 10, 12, 14, etc. is the size of her chest and the A, B, C, D etc. is the size of the cup of her breasts, you’ll end up with a combined i.e. 14C, then we’ll know what size you need.
• We consider this a better method than looking at us and saying “a bit bigger than you!”